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SUV CRASHES THROUGH A RESTAURANT AT VERY HIGH SPEED

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Two dead customers were found in a scene similar to the aftermath of a ‘bomb blast in Iraq’ after our insured’s SUV slammed through the front windows of a busy Oregon pizza restaurant. Witnesses said the SUV came barreling down a hill at high speed and failed to stop at an intersection, before plowing into the restaurant.

A female was waiting to pick up a pizza for her church group when the SUV came barreling through the restaurant’s windows at high speed. Another male customer was pinned between the pizza oven and a counter that had been hit by the vehicle. They both were pronounced dead at the scene. Three other customers and four employees were also trapped inside the restaurant and were heard screaming and moaning until they could be rescued by the fire department.

All were taken to area hospitals and three have been treated and released. Our coverage limits will not cover all of the damage that was incurred. Our auto insurance will be primary and the restaurants insurance will be secondary insurance.

Picking up your pizza one minute, gone the next is tragic.

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Never-ending Treatment

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Claimant was injured at work in 2005, but requested her case be re-opened in 2016, because she’s been receiving treatment for her back and neck pain consistently since the accident and wants the employer to pay. On cross-examination at the Dept. of Labor hearing, Claimant admitted that she began dating the owner of the company providing treatment and that if she wanted to continue receiving chiropractic and massage therapy, he at least wanted payment. Claimant lost the hearing.

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FUNNY COURT ROOM QUIPS:

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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Having sex
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral…
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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Claimant Fired for Facebook Posts

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Claimant posted Facebook photos of his vacation to Spain and Portugal. When he returned to the US, his employer fired him, because he was supposedly recovering from a shoulder injury he sustained at work, for which he was given disability for 2 months.

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DON’T SCREW UP MY ORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A 25-year-old female went into my client’s fast food restaurant and placed an order for two spicy chicken sandwiches. After ordering, the customer changed the order from two spicy chicken sandwiches to four 99-cent chicken sandwiches.
Due to a mix-up, the customer received her original order instead of the four smaller sandwiches and, subsequently, perhaps momentarily, lost her mind. She began screaming and cursing at the Manager and after threatening to come over the counter, she lunged and began attacking the employee. After a scuffle , which included “wild haymakers” which are a type of crazy punch the customer BIT down right above my knee, so I continued to punch her as she was biting me

She was finally able to fight off the customer but, not before the crazed woman left a large bite mark above her right knee. Police eventually arrived and the customer was charged with trespassing, malicious wounding, intentionally damaging property, and preventing law enforcement from making an arrest. Our employee was sent to Urgent care for a tetanus shot. She told fellow employees she may file a psyche claim as she was traumatized from the attack!

The funny part is the customer would have gotten more for her money if she would have just taken the large sandwiches and left!

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They found PCP in my system.

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We had an injured worker tell us that when she was at her physician’s office to go over the blood work they told her they found PCP in her system! She was flabergasted and claimed that she had never used any drungs. We obtained the records and found nothing. We ultimately spoke with her doctor who after some discussion stated that she probably misunderstood a conversation she had with him and he told her he was her Primary Care Physician!!!

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Ferris Wheel Romance (and Accident)

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+7 (7 votes)

Plaintiff was injured when riding on a ferris wheel that malfunctioned. The ride lurched, causing her to sustain a soft tissue back injury. Her attorney requested a copy of the videotape, probably expecting it to show the severity of the lurch. However, the videotape showed his client was partially undressed and making out with a man on the ride. Despite this turn of events, it didn’t change the fact Plaintiff was injured, because of the amusement park’s negligence. The park’s insurance carrier paid to settle the case.

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Panic as runaway fuel van crashes into plane full of passengers at Boston’s Logan Airport after driver forgets to put it in park

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Ripped from the HEADLINES:

A runaway fuel van has crashed into a plane full of passengers at Boston’s Logan Airport.  The truck careered into JetBlue flight 891 after its driver got out without putting the vehicle in park, police said.  Panicked passengers described a ‘big jolt’ as the van rammed into the plane’s wing and airport staff chased after the truck to stop it from smashing into another aircraft.

The Tampa-bound plane was waiting for clearance to leave the gate when the Swiss Port delivery driver failed to put his van in park, police told WCVB. The driver suddenly realized the truck was moving but was unable to stop it and fell to the ground, injuring himself. A second Swiss Port employee was able to stop the van, but not before it had collided with the aircraft’s wing and rolled underneath the plane.

Passenger Chaz Hallock, from Arlington, Massachusetts, said the plane shook as the van hit it.’I thought something with the gate had disconnected,’ he said.  ’It was hard to figure out what was really happening. That’s when I looked out the window and I saw this van and a gentleman on the ground, and I saw other people chasing the van.’

Fellow passenger David Siles described a ‘big jolt’ as the fuel van collided with JetBlue plane. ’I was in front [and] the captain jumped up and (originally) said they thought it was a landing gear collapse but then they quickly realized we were hit,’ he told WBZ-TV.  ’The issue was the truck driver got out and the vehicle re-engaged and rolled forward or was never in park. The baggage crew working the flight worked fast to stop the truck from rolling further and causing any more damage,’ he added.
The plane was seen being rolled away for repairs after the crash at around 6:oo a.m. this morning.   No on on board was hurt and they were all put on other flights to Tampa.

A JetBlue spokesman said: ‘Shortly before 6:OO am a ground operations vehicle came into contact with the aircraft operating JetBlue flight 891 at Logan International Airport while it was parked at the gate.  ’The aircraft is being inspected for damage, and customers on the flight from Boston to Tampa were accommodated on a different aircraft.’

By OLLIE GILLMAN FOR DAILYMAIL.COM

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