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Who is your doctor???

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+7 (7 votes)

We received a signed medical release from an injured worker today. In it she included a page of her prior treating physicians. When we went to obtain those medical records it turns out that all of the names of prior physicians are veterinarians!

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Ripped From The Headlines… Social Media Post ID’s Students Who Set Fire To Their Prinicipal’s Home

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Four Idaho teenagers suspected of setting fire to their high school principal’s house in retaliation for being suspended have been taken into custody. Payette Police Chief Mark Clark told the Idaho Statesman newspaper that one boy’s family brought him to authorities Thursday after the other three were detained Wednesday in the city of 7,500 people. Clark says two boys were charged with first-degree arson and conspiracy to commit arson, while the others were charged with conspiracy. They are being held in juvenile detention on $200,000 bond each. Clark told the newspaper: ‘All the charges automatically put the juveniles in adult court.’ Investigators believe three high-schoolers and one middle-schooler started the February 22 blaze that destroyed the home of Payette High School principal Mark Heleker and three cars parked in the driveway. No one was injured.

Heleker was able to escape the fire along with his wife Lorrie and daughter Katie. Katie Erwin Heleker, who is working and studying to be a nurse, was the first of the family members to discover the fire. She noticed the fire while walking her dog after work, and woke up her sleeping parents so they could evacuate.

‘There was talk swirling around, and that kind of created a path to follow. Investigators followed the social media trail, and Clark said one student posted a Snapchat message featuring the fire emoji and bragging statements. Clark said investigators believe the suspects lit the house on fire in retaliation after they were disciplined. ‘It appears to be some retaliation against the principal for a couple of them being suspended for the week prior,’ Clark said.

After losing much of his Green Bay Packers memorabilia in the blaze, the team sent him a gift box with autographed pictures and other surprises

Idaho Statesman Newspaper

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SUV CRASHES THROUGH A RESTAURANT AT VERY HIGH SPEED

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+5 (7 votes)

Two dead customers were found in a scene similar to the aftermath of a ‘bomb blast in Iraq’ after our insured’s SUV slammed through the front windows of a busy Oregon pizza restaurant. Witnesses said the SUV came barreling down a hill at high speed and failed to stop at an intersection, before plowing into the restaurant.

A female was waiting to pick up a pizza for her church group when the SUV came barreling through the restaurant’s windows at high speed. Another male customer was pinned between the pizza oven and a counter that had been hit by the vehicle. They both were pronounced dead at the scene. Three other customers and four employees were also trapped inside the restaurant and were heard screaming and moaning until they could be rescued by the fire department.

All were taken to area hospitals and three have been treated and released. Our coverage limits will not cover all of the damage that was incurred. Our auto insurance will be primary and the restaurants insurance will be secondary insurance.

Picking up your pizza one minute, gone the next is tragic.

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Never-ending Treatment

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+7 (7 votes)

Claimant was injured at work in 2005, but requested her case be re-opened in 2016, because she’s been receiving treatment for her back and neck pain consistently since the accident and wants the employer to pay. On cross-examination at the Dept. of Labor hearing, Claimant admitted that she began dating the owner of the company providing treatment and that if she wanted to continue receiving chiropractic and massage therapy, he at least wanted payment. Claimant lost the hearing.

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FUNNY COURT ROOM QUIPS:

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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Having sex
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral…
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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Claimant Fired for Facebook Posts

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Claimant posted Facebook photos of his vacation to Spain and Portugal. When he returned to the US, his employer fired him, because he was supposedly recovering from a shoulder injury he sustained at work, for which he was given disability for 2 months.

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DON’T SCREW UP MY ORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A 25-year-old female went into my client’s fast food restaurant and placed an order for two spicy chicken sandwiches. After ordering, the customer changed the order from two spicy chicken sandwiches to four 99-cent chicken sandwiches.
Due to a mix-up, the customer received her original order instead of the four smaller sandwiches and, subsequently, perhaps momentarily, lost her mind. She began screaming and cursing at the Manager and after threatening to come over the counter, she lunged and began attacking the employee. After a scuffle , which included “wild haymakers” which are a type of crazy punch the customer BIT down right above my knee, so I continued to punch her as she was biting me

She was finally able to fight off the customer but, not before the crazed woman left a large bite mark above her right knee. Police eventually arrived and the customer was charged with trespassing, malicious wounding, intentionally damaging property, and preventing law enforcement from making an arrest. Our employee was sent to Urgent care for a tetanus shot. She told fellow employees she may file a psyche claim as she was traumatized from the attack!

The funny part is the customer would have gotten more for her money if she would have just taken the large sandwiches and left!

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They found PCP in my system.

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+7 (7 votes)

We had an injured worker tell us that when she was at her physician’s office to go over the blood work they told her they found PCP in her system! She was flabergasted and claimed that she had never used any drungs. We obtained the records and found nothing. We ultimately spoke with her doctor who after some discussion stated that she probably misunderstood a conversation she had with him and he told her he was her Primary Care Physician!!!

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