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Fashion Road Kill

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+2 (6 votes)

I deposed a woman as a result of her auto injury claim. I asked her what she was in during the incident and she stated; “This cute little Burberry blouse and a pair of jeans.” My mistake, I should have asked what vehicle she was in…

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Poison Potty Paper

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+4 (8 votes)

My claimant was working on a construction site. At the end of the day he went to use the port-o-potty and discovered there was no toilet paper. He could not wait so he went to the side and grabbed a hand full of leaves. He appeared at the employers the next morning with severe poison ivy in his butt crack and inside his rectum. The claim was initially denied as he had already clocked out for the day. But the
Workers’ Compensation Appeals Board Judge awarded full benefits as the employer failed to provide an adequate supply of toilet paper and it was a benefit to the employer that he continued to work through the end of his shift and not taking a break to use the restroom on their time.

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Latent Lupus

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+2 (6 votes)

A 59 year old grocery store clerk was working in Palm Desert stocking shelves in the store room and was bit by a Scorpion. This bite allegedly triggered a dormant pre-existing Lupus condition that had not been previously diagnosed. It could not be proven this bite triggered the Lupus but more importantly it could not be disproven. After 3 years of treatment and taking the case to trial she was just awarded a $200,000.00 settlement for permanent disability and future medical care.

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Clipper Skank

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+2 (6 votes)

My claimant ran over his right foot with a cart which caused a deep laceration over the top of his foot. Due to complications with diabetes he had to have two toes amputated. He lived with a girlfriend who also was diabetic. They both had issues with hygiene. He called to give me a change of address and told me his girlfriend had used his toe nail clippers, got a severe infection from using them and she died! So before you use your spouse’s toe nail clippers, think again.

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Doggy Dalliance

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+1 (7 votes)

My claimant alleged an un-witnessed knee injury late on a Friday afternoon that he did not report it until Monday. As we had nothing to dispute this claim, benefits were picked up. His disgruntled girlfriend just called to report he really injured his knee having sex doggy style with her best friend. And she is happy to testify on our behalf and provide the name and address of her ex-best friend to subpoena to testify against him as well. Can you say insurance fraud!

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Jail Baby

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+4 (6 votes)

We just took a deposition for a pregnant claimant that fell down the stairs at a major department store. The facts surrounding the circumstances of the fall did not add up so her deposition was scheduled. Our attorney was pretty harsh in his questioning. At her deposition, the claimant broke down in tears and admitted she staged the fall. She was actually two months pregnant with her brother-in-law’s child and was trying to abort the baby and get a little bit of money to go away for awhile so she would not be a disgrace to her family. Yeah, I think her family would be much more proud of her in jail.

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Hand Un-Sanitizer

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+4 (6 votes)

My insured is an owner of a bowling alley. Ten guests who all came together reported they were all violently ill within 24 hours of leaving the bowling alley and several actually developed hepatitis. We investigated the claim and our loss control department hired a certified industrial hygienist to do some testing. We did an intense investigation at the snack bar as that is where we thought the problem was coming from. Further testing revealed that the alley provided bowling balls that contained traces of fecal matter in the finger holes.

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Powerful Popsicles

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+2 (6 votes)

Our insured and his wife regularly went to dinner with the Mayor and his wife, the City Attorney and his wife and the police Chief and his wife who were all from the same small town. On a cold, below zero, winter night, the four couples drove to a nearby larger city for dinner at a nice restaurant. The eight dinner guests traveled in two cars. Upon arriving at the restaurant, they discovered the restaurant’s coat rack had fallen and the staff was having a difficult time in sorting out the coats. To save time, our client offered to take all of the coats for his party of eight to the parking lot and lock them in the mayor’s station wagon. After a great dinner, our client and the mayor went to the parking lot to retrieve the coats. It was at that time he discovered that the mayor had driven his sedan and the station wagon with the coats in the rear seat were already gone. The missing coats were never returned and I had to buy new coats for six cold claimants.

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