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Bus Stop

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0 (6 votes)

Received an auto insurance claim today. It stated; “I collided head on with a stationary bus heading the other direction.”

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Good Feelings

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+2 (6 votes)

I received a call from a workers’ compensation applicant who was in a rehabilitation facility recovering from a right arm amputation. He was very excited and wanted an advance on his settlement. When asking for additional details he indicated that there was a girl in the room next to him that told him for $3.00 he could feel one of her breasts. If he gave her $5.00 he would get a discount and could feel both. He wanted to know if he could not only get the advance, but also if it could be sent to him in singles!

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Into the Toilet

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+6 (6 votes)

When going through my daily mail I found a request for a replacement tens unit for a workers’ compensation claim. The tens had been provided to the applicant less than three weeks ago for her ongoing back pain. When contacting her attorney to determine why this needed to be replaced so soon I was advised that the applicant was wearing the unit while using the restroom. Apparently she was wearing the unit and it dropped into the toilet, shocked her, and jolted her off the toilet and destroyed the unit. Her Mom called 911. She was fine from the shock but had a gash on her head from falling and hitting the corner of the bath tub. No stitches were required but we are now also responsible for the emergency response billing.

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Screw the Roof

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-4 (6 votes)

In the course of the analysis of a roof of a high end home for a construction default lawsuit it was determined that the roof of the home was attached by only four screws in the corners. Apparently no one ever bothered to follow up with the remaining attachment to the frame and the roof was basically just sitting on the home with minimal attachment.

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Sexy Surveillance

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As a surveillance investigator I was given an assignment to attempt to get film on an individual that claimed he was unable to stand for any extended period of time. We received information that the man was working as a DJ at a local gay bar. Another investigator and I went to the bar on a Saturday evening to see if we could get any evidence. The man in question was indeed working as a DJ, standing, dancing and moving unrestricted. This was back in the day when pagers where all the rage. The camera was hidden in a pager attached to the belt of my coworker. Without really thinking he kept twisting around to attempt to get film of the guy dancing around the DJ booth. He also would thrust his hips when the guy moved quickly. It looked like he was dancing and jutting his crotch out at passersby. A guy came up to him, grabbed his crotch and told him if he continued to thrust his crotch at him he was going to have to take him home… Filming finished up shortly thereafter

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Skin and Contents

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+4 (6 votes)

I was conducting a deposition of an applicant that had alleged a bilateral carpal tunnel injury from working as a seamstress. When I asked her where her pain was, she indicated that everything hurt. I asked for clarification and she stated that because of her arm injury every single part of her body hurt including her hair and fingernails. I asked if any part of her body was not in pain and she stated that the only place she had no pain was the left side of her vagina!

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Knock Out—First Aid Kit!

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Statement on a claim for an injury at work: “I was reaching for the first aid kit when it fell off the shelf hitting me on the head and knocking me to the ground.” Claimed injury: “Head, neck, back both wrists, and psychological damage – I’m afraid to get hurt at work. I got hurt by the first aid kit!”

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Ash Candy

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0 (6 votes)

We manage a crematorium’s workers’ compensation claims. My most recent claim comes from a worker emptying the “oven.” He claims a psychological injury because he tripped while removing some ashes, falling with the ashes landing in his open mouth!

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