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MISTAKEN PACKAGE FOUND IN HER VAGINA

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My most incredible Emergency Room story is when a very “wasted” young lady was brought to the Emergency Room by the police for a pelvic exam following a drug bust. They felt she panicked when she saw the police were coming and hid her stash of drugs inside her person.

The doctor performed an examination and  found a stash all right!  A small order of fast food French Fries, wrapper and all,  were found in her vagina!!  Apparently, the girl was in a real hurry, panicked  and grabbed the wrong package!

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SOAKED BRIDAL PARTY WANTS A $5 MILLION SETTLEMENT

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We received a claim today from a Large Hotel chain. An Extravagant wedding party that consisted of 750 guests was enjoying the wedding reception in the main ballroom. As the bride and Groom were introduced and then entire wedding party danced into the ballroom the sprinkler system went off. It not only drenched the entire wedding party but drenched all of the 750 guests, the wedding cake, appetizers and the gift table.

The wedding party could not be moved to another ball room as they were all booked and actually were too small to accommodate this large of a group. Thus, everyone tried to dry off and went home.

The bride was mortified. Her dress was ruined, her make up had ran down her face and her day was a complete disaster. She is suing the Hotel for $5 Million Dollars. She won’t get anything near that but her special day will never be forgotten!!!!

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Tax Day Hazards

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On tax day, Plaintiff brought a tray of coffees for her CPA and his assistants to his office. She spilled one and immediately slipped on the spilled liquid and sustained injury. She filed a lawsuit against the CPA firm who then asked her to get a new CPA given the conflict of interest. Discovery soon revealed that Plaintiff had filed similar lawsuits against 2 prior CPAs, a dentist and her hairdresser!

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IS MEDICAL MARIJUANA REIMBURSEABLE FOR PET INSURANCE CLAIMS?

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I just received a reimbursement request for medical marijuana for a DOG. The owner claims the medical marijuana butter alleviated his cancer-stricken Doberman dog’s chronic pain and stimulated its appetite.

This of course is not covered under our pet insurance but I had to call and get additional information. The owner stated “ After the first dosage, he was up and around. It did not cure him but it was just a question of increasing his quality of life and putting off inevitably euthanizing him. It increased his appetite which was a huge step forward. It also helped his inflammation from arthritis.”

I felt awful telling him this was not a covered medical expense. His response was that he would just share his “Stash” as he had a legal medical marijuana card as he was also dying of cancer.

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Does Having a Dash Cam Make Sense?

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Did you see the video footage of the cement truck crashing into an SUV head on? The SUV had a dash cam, which recorded the accident. The owner had installed the camera a year before to record possible accidents. In this case, the dash cam would be extremely effective should insurance claims and litigation arise. However, most accidents are rear end collisions. Logically, dash cams would more often record only rear end accidents caused by the owner of the vehicle with the dash cam, which would only negatively impact such driver. A dash cam won’t record a rear end collision hitting your car. In light of this, is having a dash cam such a good thing?

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Lucky Guy

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Claimant was receiving massages every night from his wife for his back pain caused by a motor vehicle accident. He told the claims adjuster that he was seeking no fault payments for his wife for her daily massages. The adjuster asked whether the wife was a licensed massage therapist and he responded without a beat that she was a licensed sex therapist.

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How Not to Save a Drowning Person

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A swimming instructor in a physical education class is alleged to have opted to change from her street clothes into his swimming attire before she attempted to rescue a 14-year-old boy who was struggling in the pool. Do you think a lawsuit will be filed? I wonder if she took the time to get a manicure as well.

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COMEDIAN GEORGE WALLACE HAS FILED A $9 MILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT AGAINST THE BELLAGIO HOTEL WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THEIR DEFENSE ARGUMENTS?

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This lawsuit was in today’s paper written by the Associated Press:

Comedian George Wallace wasn’t laughing Thursday when he told a Nevada jury that he’s been permanently hobbled by a leg injury for which he is seeking $9 million from a Las Vegas Strip resort. Wallace, 61, left his trademark beret on the defense table as he took the witness stand to say he’s been permanently affected by an Achilles tendon injury he suffered when he got tangled in loose wires on stage at the Bellagio in December 2007.
“To this day, I can’t run off the stage. I can’t dance,” he told the jury hearing a fifth day of testimony in Wallace’s civil negligence lawsuit against the Bellagio. “I can’t do anything without thinking about, ‘Am I going to hurt my leg?’” he said. “I can’t even get up like I used to. I have to take my time.”
Wallace’s testimony in Clark County District Court is scheduled to resume Friday.
The comedian’s attorney, Dominic Gentile, has said he’ll ask the jury to award $9 million in damages to the veteran stand-up entertainer. Bellagio lawyers led by Paul Haire say Wallace had a pre-existing injury, that he was careless during his private performance for a corporate group in a ballroom room with about 100 seats, and that he voluntarily assumed the risk of injury.

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